Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the animal, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will more info tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a tank full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.